If I knew where my camera was I would post something of consequence.

Seeing as I don't know where it is, I will not post anything good. Sorry about that

Today I drank out of a glass...

The glass was both clear and blue at the same time. The top was blue and the bottom was clear, with a merge-y bit between the two. I estimate the glass held between 250 and 300 mL.

I often bite myself while I eat.

It happens no matter what food I am eating, usually occuring in multiple times in a small period. I assume that any initial biting causes a swelling within the mouth, which increases the chance of being bitten in the same area. Sometimes it bleeds. When it happens I say somemthing along the lines of “oh expletive deleted” and glare around with contempt of whoever happens to be in the room. I don't really see how it could be anyone's fault, but it might well be.

Maybe I just have weird shaped teeth. I am often accused of eating too fast but I don't think its that. If I wanted to I could eat even faster, but I like food to much to eat any slower. The activity of eating requires the balancement of the force of “I might die before I eat this chicken nugget” and the opposing force of “I only have one chicken nugget left”. The first pushes me to eat faster and the second to eat slower. My exact eating speed is determined by these two forces. I guess they might not balance (?), but I wanted to use the word balancement as it sounds funny to me. For me to eat slower, and not bite myself, I'd need less food, but if I get less food I will complain. So I'm not going to eat less food or eat any slower, not that that would help anyway, seeing as my whole point is that biting myself is not due to my eating speed.

Moral: If I am eating and bite myself, don't tell me to eat slower or I will point you too this post and you will suffer in your wrongnessness.

Oh hey, I own a Dr Zoidberg bobblehead! I forgot about that. Reading this blog is cool.

Salt and Vinegar Chips

I just ate some salt and vinegar chips and now my lips have that werid “I just ate some salt and vinegar chips and now my lips feel werid” feeling. I think that it is from the salt or the vinegar. When you eat other chips like “barbecue” or “lightly salted” you don't get that feeling, hey wait you don't it from lightly salted either so it must be from the vinegar, or from some combination of vinegar, salt, chips and whatever else is in chips. I figured that shit out while I was typing meaning my detective skills are even greater than that time Data dressed up as Sherlock Holmes to solve mysteries on the holodeck. Why don't they ever run into the walls when they are in there? The floor must be a big conveyor belt or something.




Why are salt and vinegar chips always purple? Who decided that? I have never seen a salt and vinegar chip packet that was colour different from purple. The chips aren't even purple! They are kind of a yellowy colour. I think a new scheme with darking shades of grey relating to how good the chips taste would be much better then the arbitrary one used today. Chicken chips will come with added poison to erase all people who like them from the gene-pool.

Scribblenauts

So I purchased this game for DS called Scribblenauts yesters. You have to write words, then whatever you wrote comes to appears and you use whatever you make to collect a star and beat the level! To use some 90's lingo, the gam is "rad". I played for six hours yesterday and another today already (it's morning now) and will play some more latter. You can do stuff like:

• Make an economist, give them a shotgun, make a liger, then they fight.
• Create a tux, tophat and pennyfarthing and ride it around.
• Get a sloth, glue a propellor to its head and fly around on it's back.
• Make a geographer get mauled by a pack of wolves

It's fun!

Marvel!

I purchased this game called Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 (MUA2). It is, to use a 90's adjective, rad. I've been reading comics on and off pretty much since before I could read but haven't really for the last six years or so. I'll occasionaly see some comic related movie and want to start collecting them again, but then remember how desperatly poor and handsome I am and think the better of it. Anyway...

MUA2 is rad, like you can be thor and smash shit up with your hammer, then switch to spiderman and web stuff, then change to gambit and throw cards at people, laser things as iron man, etc etc. Total nerdgasm type stuff. Zap, web, punch, smash. Words cannot describe.. well I guess they can as that is what I am trying to do here, I'm sleepy and can only think in cliches, sorry. Well not really. Ummm so yea.

It was so much fun it somehow it tricked me into subscribing to marvels digital comic service. It lets you read old comics that have been scanned on line. I've spent the weeking reading the ultimates, moon knight, ms marvel, silver surfer. It's been... good? I'm out of words, sorry. Oh yea, MUA2 doesn't have silver surfer in it, or the punisher, or magneto, so it's pretty much missing heaps of good characters. Also there are new ones in it who I had never heard of. It insults me that marvel dare invent new characters rather than use the same ones they've been using for the past 50 years.

I didn't even spellcheck this post, aren't you lucky

Final blog post

I'm stopping this blog to let me work full time with MR.CHAO WEI, Bank of China (Hongkong), which I assume is the name of the bank. In china they must give banks proper names to make them seem friendly. Also, MR.CHAO WEI, Bank of China (Hongkong) is emailing me with some kind of student account from england somewhere. I guess the financial crisis is affecting MR.CHAO WEI, Bank of China (Hongkong) so bad that he had to resort to using his old student email when he was a women named Natalie.

Anyway, I will be too busy handling my US$18,600,000.00 business with MR.CHAO WEI, Bank of China (Hongkong) to update this blog.

Goodbye for ever.

Finally after that I shall provide you with more details.